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birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
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potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
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farmers feed their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
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cows are giving evaporated milk.
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trees are whistling for the dogs.
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you can say 113 degrees without fainting.
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you eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
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you can make instant sun tea.
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you learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
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when the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
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you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
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you can attend any function wearing shorts and a tank top.
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The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
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you discover that in July, it only takes 2 fingers to drive your car.
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you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
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hot water comes out of both taps.
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you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
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you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
